Lidocaína Esmeralda!
Here I bring to you the first of a limited edition of naked photos of emerald lidocaine, investigated in the flesh by yours truly Proton “DIY” Magic. Keep your pants on.
Materials: First I had to get the investigative team together:
Sample of the Suspect (Japan).
1ml cartridge: Lidocaine HCL 20mg, Epinephrine Bitartrate 0.025mg
Chain of custody: This little proton called the drug co who kindly just mailed me a sample. Why hire a spec-ops team when a simple phone call will do?
Sample was at room temp for at least 24-hrs before examination.
Methods:
Using 18gx1 1/2" needle and syringe, place a few emerald lido drops on a slide-lick the slide once to get a buzz, twice for euphoria (separate report in print), cover slip, emerald color aperture. Easy! Then with nerves of steel and sweat dripping this little proton hand-held the camera to get these emerald beauties.
Results
Disclaimer: I really don’t know what the heck I’m looking at…but I’ve code named the shots.
“Snake in the grass” X2.5x10
“Planet Claire” (music linked) X2.5x10
“The Moon Landing” X2.5x40
“Emerald Crescent” X2.5x40
“Loch Nessie” X2.5x40
Discussion & Conclusion
For the first time in 64 posts the never-ever lost in space Proton Magic has lost control of the ship! Are they nano torpedoes? Nano Loch Nessies? Are they nano birds? nano planes? No they’re…Super Esmeralda Lidocaínas!!
More mundanely, I guess these objects are filaments, dust, and lido crystals. Full analysis to be done by the Proton Magic Special Ops Scoping Team. I can tell you that there were no cooties were found though an intel buddy told me they suspect Vernon Coleman licked one too many lido slides and he’s hallucinating viruses everywhere.
For now, I’ll let the sample sit on the slide under the cover slip next to the WiFi router and check it for a few days.
Yours Truly, Proton Magic & Co.
Always standing on the shoulders of Giants I also got some advice from Matt:
And the lido idea I first heard from Ray:
Okay, you didn't really lick the slides, did you? There's so much around that's more satiric than satire, more sarcastic than sarcasm, more facetious than facetiousness, and more just plain crazy than ever before in my lifetime, that I'm losing my ability to distinguish. Thank you.
I was hoping we had moved on to naked green aliens. I guess loch ness will have to do.
Came for the comedy, stayed for the slides. Thanks 🙏