The China FOIA Fortune Cookie is...

…..still blank.

Proton Magic & Co. in joint effort with Christine Massey, are proud to report that on July 21^st 2023 we had sent out the standard FOIA request to China via their official portal: http://www.gov.cn/zwgk/2007-04/24/content_592937.htm

Fortunately the PM back office has a Chinese translator and a college student of science who quickly understood the must read Farewell to Virology paper and eagerly jumped at the chance to get a FOIA into the hands of handsome Dr. Fan Wu, the “discoverer” of Sars-CoV-2 and whose naked centerfold is on the Proton Magic News.

I told the translator she had just done something of great importance for all of humanity, that Christine was very famous, and sent her one of Christine’s videos.

This was too much for the translator who turned white and said, "OMG Proton, what have you gotten me into, I’m just an innocent kid!"

Unfortunately, as of today Oct. 7th 2023 there is still no reply from China. The Translator though taught me a famous Chinese proverb:

“Grasshopper who jump with FOI letter into dirty bedpan, grasshopper get dirty, no come back out”

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Original Letter In Chinese

您好

根据《中华民国政府公开条例》，我想查阅有关新冠疫情的一般记录。

关于复旦大学医学中心发现新型冠状病毒，包括Wu Fan等人的研究。 等人。

自然 | 第 579 卷 | 2020 年 3 月 12 日，标题为“一种与中国人类呼吸道疾病相关的新型冠状病毒”。

请向我们发送复旦医学中心拥有、保管或控制的关于新型冠状病毒（现称为“sars-Cov-2”）（包括所有所谓的变种）的所有研究，该研究来自从患病宿主采集的临床样本，其中临床样本并未首先与任何其他遗传物质来源（即猴肾细胞又名Vero细胞；胎牛血清）结合。

谢谢

(Return info redacted)

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Uploading FOI letter screen shot:

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English translation for reference (not sent):

Good day. 

I require access to general records, as per the Peoples Republic of China Freedom of Information Act.

Regarding the finding of a novel corona virus at the Fudan Medical Center, including the study by Fan Wu et. al. Nature | Vol 579 | 12 March 2020, titled  “A new coronavirus associated with human respiratory disease in China”. 

Please send us ALL studies in the possession, custody or control of the Fudan Medical Center regarding the novel Corona Virus now called "sars-Cov-2" (including all alleged variants) from a clinical sample taken from a diseased host, where the clinical sample was not first combined with any other source of genetic material (i.e. monkey kidney cells aka Vero cells; fetal bovine serum). 

Thank you, Christine Massey 

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This little proton isn’t jumping into dirty bedpans anytime soon are you?

Yours Truly Proton Magic & Co.

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