Proton Magic & Co.

Malignant Normie Breakdown Part 1

From rolling eyes to barking and kickboxing, waking up a normie is no easy task.

Oct 29 • 

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Proton knocks the LED lights out of the city💡

A light meter & video recorder in the hands of an investigator is the Parks LED lighting Dept's worst nightmare

Oct 21 • 

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Zen & the art of bridge-jumping monkeys🐒

Monkeys know cell cultures can’t find a virus

Oct 14 • 

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Kary Mullis channeled-in from Valhalla🏄

Proton Magic sponsors séance to channel Kary Mullis

Oct 4 • 

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September 2025

Mormons, Masons, beehives, and gold-fringed flags🏴

Mormons, Masons, beehives, and gold-fringed flags

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Spooks on substack, really?👻👻👻

What should you do if you get a spook letter on substack

Sep 19 • 

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The Monster-City Mash👻

Who are the caretakers of our graveyard smash?

Sep 9 • 

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August 2025

Welcome to the “Swarm” 🐝🐝🐝

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Aug 29 • 

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Big, Round, & Beautiful 🌎

Proton Magic finds the holy orb in a Tokyo park

Aug 11

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Mind into mush vs mind over matter🧠

2+2=5 the secret equation to conquer the world

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July 2025

Medicine Girl: What is wrong with the idea of a semisolid plasma moon🌖?

Delete-o-matic maniac Medicine Girl is on the loose

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Drug resistant E.Coli & Covid have the same birth mother🦄

Hearing about drug resistant bacteria I did this Yandex search and the top hit gave me this:

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