DEAD, Nearly Dead, & Living But Royally Fucked🛌

Anyone who still thinks Trump was shot has got a date with Proton Magic & Co at the O.K. Corral.

From the “bullet man” Max Malone- The only commentator with normal intelligence (1:33 video).

Notice the officer in black at the back of the line on the roof at 1:27. He’s laughing because crisis acting is such fun and easy money. Full 13-min video here.

Proton’s analysis: Max said it pretty well, I’ll only add:

1. You don’t make a Rally at a venue with roofs all around your podium to begin with.

2. If you must have roofs, barb wire or fence them off.

3. Doesn’t make sense to have snipers who might shoot real bullets at a Rally-these were clearly blanks since the whole thing was staged.

4. The optics with snipers in plain sight suck, and can’t they choose a secure venue with proper security? Sure they can, that’s why this is fake (same as JFK’s open Limo in a crowded city-sure).

5. Now what would the SS do if there was a real shooting? They would either:

   1. Wrap Donald in a bullet-proof blanket and get him to safety,

      

      A Ballistic Blanket

   2. Or they would take him from below stage and under the bleachers to safety. Ancient Rome had stage to outside tunnels but we can’t have one under aluminum stands in 2024?

   

   They call these things a “vomitorium”@?!

   That’s why standing up under the flag after being shot is BULLSHIT!

☞ I’m fed-up having to paste this vid link into so many comment sections. I suggest you screen record this because it’s not gonna last on-line.

☞ Trump: Alive and pumped to do whatever he can to move his family out of the political dumps and get a promotion to the next level up the power control grid. What will it take this time Donny?

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Now we’ll have some fun with stories from the archives and we’ll try to categorize these folks:

Kary Mullis, inventor impersonator at large:

Mullis The Movie Star🌠!

☞ Alive and surfing in Diego Garcia.

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Ex-Prime Minister of Japan Abe:

Japan's Regret🌸

☞ Alive and heading up the squib-quality control team for the new Drumpf admin.

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Charles Manson, top part of this post:

Manson the Moron?

☞ Was Chairman of a crisis actor guild but finally met his maker.

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Sharon Tate, Manson crisis actor victim, bottom part of this post:

Manson the Moron?

☞ Was alive but that cough finally caught up with her faking to be her non-existent sister Patti.

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Jim Morrison of the Doors, Bill Shatner of Star Trek, Mike Yeadon of Team Enigma, and JFK of Team Fake Dead-Kennedys (below):

The Brain-Bits Sequel🧠

☞ Morrison, nearly dead and trying to make a band out of the Challenger crew.

☞ Shatner, nearly dead and waiting for his turn at a real alien abduction.

☞ Yeadon, alive with fluctuating mental status about viruses. Hoping he will not have to play a crazed anti-vaxer in his next casting.

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JFK never died, what about Jackie?

Jackie the "Car Jumper"

☞ Jackie, Died gracefully. Last words, “Thank God I didn’t have to fake my own death, those rehearsals ruined my knee caps.”

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The Japan Long Covid Cover Girl🙍‍♀️

☞ Normies would say, “living but Royally fucked”.

PM heard she is nervous about getting casted after all the long covid cases die.

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I remember as a teen reading conspiracies about famous “dead” people thinking, “what numbskulls would waste time writing about that shit?”

Yours Truly,

Proton Magic & Company

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